Customer: Good morning, do you have a set of Springer forks between 36" and 36.5" long measured from top yoke to spindle please?
Roy: Just a minute sir, Margaret, MARGARET, have we got a set of Springer forks between 36" and 36.5" long measured from top yoke to spindle ?
Margaret: Black or Chrome ?
Roy: Black or Chrome?
Customer: Chrome, and straight leg.
Roy: Margaret, MARGARET, Chrome and Straight leg ?
Margaret: Wide or narrow ?
Roy: Wide or narrow ?
Customer: Narrow and with gold springs...............................
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roy : here we are sir!
ReplyDeletecustomer : how much mate ?
roy : 50p sir !
customer : sucks teeth! hesitates , er if I give you 10p will you keep 'em for me for a month and I'll be back for 'em if my missus says it's o.k.
roy : why yes of course sir .