THE VEHICLE IN FRONT IS A ...

..Discovery. This may mean nothing to city folk but out here in the sticks these rusting lumbering heaps are everywhere, driven (badly) by elbow patched welly wearing faux farming fuckwits at 25mph in town and 45 out of town. They are never washed and usually contain at least one dog some hay and a fat wife who will refer to it as our Disco, which implies a place where youthful people have fun which it quite obviously isn't. If they were real farmers they would have a Landrover; what they really want is a Range Rover but are stuck with this in between, do fuck all, mobile dump of a car. Discoverys have little or no carrying capacity, are uneconomical, noisy, ugly, wallowing pieces of shit, the only discovering they should be doing is finding the nearest scrapyard.


Of course there are people who use them for off-roading, we wont even go into that. If you have one you should be ashamed.